1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:04:48,898 --> 00:04:50,982 What do we want? 4 00:04:50,983 --> 00:04:52,150 Peace! 5 00:04:52,151 --> 00:04:53,318 When do we want it? 6 00:04:53,319 --> 00:04:54,876 Now! 7 00:04:55,196 --> 00:04:58,179 Peace! Now! 8 00:04:58,908 --> 00:05:01,974 Peace! Now! 9 00:05:13,965 --> 00:05:17,259 Bring home the boys for peace! 10 00:05:17,260 --> 00:05:19,158 Bring them home for peace! 11 00:09:50,407 --> 00:09:52,139 Hey, Toz. Food. 12 00:09:52,618 --> 00:09:54,683 Oh, God! Man... 13 00:10:01,877 --> 00:10:04,003 Oh, David! I forgot to tell you... 14 00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:06,654 This woman called from Montopolis. 15 00:10:08,509 --> 00:10:13,596 I'm sorry it's got to change, but 75% of the meetings they decided... 16 00:10:13,597 --> 00:10:15,496 Are you on hold? 17 00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:28,676 Honey, get out there! Go! 18 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:31,804 Amy, you want me to get her outside? 19 00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:06,630 Domini. Et Filio. Et Spiritu. Amen. 20 00:11:07,776 --> 00:11:09,777 Kyrie eleison. 21 00:11:09,778 --> 00:11:12,530 Christi eleison...? 22 00:11:12,531 --> 00:11:16,242 - Christi Eleison! Go ahead! - Dumbass. 23 00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:18,767 Kyrie eleison. 24 00:11:19,538 --> 00:11:20,872 Christi eleison. 25 00:11:20,873 --> 00:11:23,875 This has got to be reverent. I mean you can't be sacrilegious about it. 26 00:11:23,876 --> 00:11:25,585 - This is serious. - All right. I'm into it. 27 00:11:25,586 --> 00:11:28,254 - All right. Go ahead. - OK. 28 00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:31,299 - Pick it up. - Let me compose myself. 29 00:11:31,300 --> 00:11:33,009 Kyrie eleison. 30 00:11:33,010 --> 00:11:34,802 Christi eleison. 31 00:11:34,803 --> 00:11:36,387 Kyrie eleison. 32 00:11:36,388 --> 00:11:38,097 Christi eleison. 33 00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:39,932 Kyrie eleison. 34 00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:41,476 Christi eleison. 35 00:11:41,477 --> 00:11:44,251 OK, David, you work out now with your prayer. 36 00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:46,481 Give us a prayer. 37 00:11:46,482 --> 00:11:52,111 O God, bless this food to our use and us to thy service 38 00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:54,822 Make us ever mindful of the needs of others 39 00:11:54,823 --> 00:11:58,493 In Christ may we ask it, Amen 40 00:11:58,494 --> 00:12:00,684 That's enough of this God bullshit, let's eat. 41 00:12:16,762 --> 00:12:18,888 There was campers and leads and wares 42 00:12:18,889 --> 00:12:22,809 and seven people holdin' great tubes that put your voices in a box 43 00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:25,561 with little wheels that made it come back again 44 00:12:25,562 --> 00:12:27,980 and people with tall bodies and fat stubbings 45 00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:31,943 and blue lines on their faces and little red hairs too far apart 46 00:12:31,944 --> 00:12:35,988 and beard cline that all did the work and all inscribed fans and cards 47 00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:38,700 with fat biros and words to talk about things 48 00:12:38,701 --> 00:12:41,119 that were talked but not doing 49 00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:44,205 and three-quarters are livin' just talking and burnin' stock 50 00:12:44,206 --> 00:12:45,790 and taking people's money 51 00:12:45,791 --> 00:12:49,775 'cause they couldn't pay their tags and lobbin' and plastic bags. 52 00:12:51,672 --> 00:12:56,240 Actually, this is the tale of my good friend Ben Skabarsak. 53 00:12:56,719 --> 00:13:00,680 All right, what had happened: David had been docked to sell the car. 54 00:13:00,681 --> 00:13:04,642 And I was at home. Toz was here like it was no problem, 55 00:13:04,643 --> 00:13:07,937 but he'd left at ten o'clock to show this guy the car. 56 00:13:07,938 --> 00:13:10,732 And it was midnight and he still wasn't back. 57 00:13:10,733 --> 00:13:14,318 And what she did she started envisioning wrecks. 58 00:13:14,319 --> 00:13:16,863 I didn't really envision his death so much 59 00:13:16,864 --> 00:13:20,491 as I did how I would react to it. 60 00:13:20,492 --> 00:13:23,745 - If what? If he was in a wreck? - If he died. Period. 61 00:13:23,746 --> 00:13:25,580 - But what happened you can't tell. - But what was happening... 62 00:13:25,581 --> 00:13:29,208 Yeah, I know but then my whole head was just absolutely... 63 00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:31,669 like I was ready to fall apart. 64 00:13:31,670 --> 00:13:35,423 What was happening is, she was sending out these vibrations, you see. 65 00:13:35,424 --> 00:13:40,011 Some sort of electronic, non-measurable at this point vibrations 66 00:13:40,012 --> 00:13:41,554 which I was picking up. 67 00:13:41,555 --> 00:13:45,057 And which made me nervous and paranoid about wrecking 68 00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:49,812 and perhaps could have increased the probability of me wrecking the car. 69 00:13:49,813 --> 00:13:51,647 - Ooh! - You see? 70 00:13:51,648 --> 00:13:53,775 - That's scary. - That's a little bit freaky, kids. 71 00:13:53,776 --> 00:13:55,067 And then we're going like, 72 00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:58,321 a step then kind of a shuff... shuffle, you know. 73 00:13:58,322 --> 00:14:00,072 It was real slow. 74 00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:02,575 And like by that point I grabbed for the phone. 75 00:14:02,576 --> 00:14:04,368 I was sitting next to it. 76 00:14:04,369 --> 00:14:07,455 I picked up the phone, and I panically called Steve. 77 00:14:07,456 --> 00:14:09,332 Oh yeah, I was there, you told me about that. 78 00:14:09,333 --> 00:14:12,627 And she asked me where the ghosts were, and I told her. 79 00:14:12,628 --> 00:14:16,214 Our problem is that everyone has told us that house is haunted. 80 00:14:16,215 --> 00:14:17,757 And so we think it's haunted. 81 00:14:17,758 --> 00:14:21,552 All right, how can you explain the door being open, 82 00:14:21,553 --> 00:14:24,244 the light being on in the room? 83 00:14:25,140 --> 00:14:29,018 You must have sub-consciously manoeuvred that. 84 00:14:29,019 --> 00:14:32,897 That's right, Amy, with those thought waves you can do that. 85 00:14:32,898 --> 00:14:34,524 You can turn the light switch on? 86 00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:37,360 I saw that stuff on "You Asked for It" with Art Baker. 87 00:14:37,361 --> 00:14:39,320 - Remember that show? - Oh, God...! 88 00:14:39,321 --> 00:14:41,989 Then don't believe me. That show, you name it, man... 89 00:14:41,990 --> 00:14:44,951 - they did it on that show. - Do you believe anything you see on TV? 90 00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:48,746 You got to, man. That tube does not lie to me! 91 00:14:48,747 --> 00:14:50,832 There were ghosts. I tell you that there were. 92 00:14:50,833 --> 00:14:52,542 But they're in our heads. 93 00:14:52,543 --> 00:14:55,795 Were they friendly ghosts like in "Casper"? 94 00:14:55,796 --> 00:15:00,550 When we first moved in the house, David opened up the cistern in the back... 95 00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:04,220 On the back porch, you know... And... 96 00:15:04,221 --> 00:15:07,306 Now listen! Let me finish, David. 97 00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:13,229 He opened up the cistern and inside there was about seven feet of trash. 98 00:15:13,230 --> 00:15:16,315 And there were two fairly new boots sticking up. 99 00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:18,568 All right. Then we went to the landlord, 100 00:15:18,569 --> 00:15:20,528 and we told him that we'd opened up the cistern 101 00:15:20,529 --> 00:15:22,405 and we were thinking of cleaning it out. 102 00:15:22,406 --> 00:15:25,908 The landlady... the landlady freaked out and said, 103 00:15:25,909 --> 00:15:28,160 "Oh my gosh! I thought I had that thing cemented up. 104 00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:30,538 "Don't you dare open it!" 105 00:15:30,539 --> 00:15:33,040 Now then, we went back about a month later 106 00:15:33,041 --> 00:15:36,419 and opened it up and it was empty. It was all cleaned out. 107 00:15:36,420 --> 00:15:38,212 Now, how do you explain that? 108 00:15:38,213 --> 00:15:40,756 Vincent Price was there. 109 00:15:40,757 --> 00:15:44,218 - She killed her lover... - Vincent Price! 110 00:15:44,219 --> 00:15:46,512 She killed her lover and buried him in the cistern. 111 00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:49,682 - And that lover is haunting the house. - Yes, and she was afraid too. 112 00:15:49,683 --> 00:15:51,976 Right! And he's probably crooked or something. 113 00:15:51,977 --> 00:15:56,898 Amy, it's probably hype to get your money and the deed transferred. 114 00:15:56,899 --> 00:15:58,816 No, really. I mean, honestly. 115 00:15:58,817 --> 00:16:00,902 - I really heard footsteps, you know. - I'm sure you did. 116 00:16:00,903 --> 00:16:03,905 And they didn't go back down the stairs. OK? 117 00:16:03,906 --> 00:16:07,742 - You mean you just heard them one way? - Yes, they only went up. 118 00:16:07,743 --> 00:16:12,371 No... I was logically trying to explain this to myself. 119 00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:14,665 You've been pre-set for that, Amy. 120 00:16:14,666 --> 00:16:16,626 You know they've told you, "You are walkin' into a haunted house." 121 00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:20,588 - And if they tell you that... - But I never believed it. I really didn't. 122 00:16:20,589 --> 00:16:23,424 - I'll get it. - I thought it was a bunch of bullshit. 123 00:16:23,425 --> 00:16:25,426 You know, for somebody to say the house is haunted. 124 00:16:25,427 --> 00:16:28,012 Oh, yeah, it's haunted... Right. 125 00:16:28,013 --> 00:16:30,348 And even when I was there alone I wasn't scared, 126 00:16:30,349 --> 00:16:34,060 because I was working on a sculpture, and I was busy. 127 00:16:34,061 --> 00:16:38,397 So, I wasn't even bugged by being alone. 'Cause I was doing something. 128 00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:42,318 So, why would I dream up something like these noises? 129 00:16:42,319 --> 00:16:45,196 If I wasn't, you know, scared in the first place. 130 00:16:45,197 --> 00:16:47,971 - I believe you. - Thank you. 131 00:18:58,246 --> 00:19:02,374 Oh, wait a minute! You know with those people from the march? 132 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:03,918 Did anything happen with that? 133 00:19:03,919 --> 00:19:07,171 I mean, did you ever take the newspaper down to them? 134 00:19:07,172 --> 00:19:12,551 Um, it was, it was like it is already... 135 00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:14,887 They already had the information anyway. 136 00:19:14,888 --> 00:19:18,057 - Why didn't they publicise it? - They did. 137 00:19:18,058 --> 00:19:20,518 We just didn't read it. 138 00:19:20,519 --> 00:19:24,855 - What's wrong with this country? - It's flipping out. 139 00:19:24,856 --> 00:19:26,899 Were they really bayoneted? 140 00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:29,318 Yeah. 11 people. 141 00:19:29,319 --> 00:19:33,220 - Did anybody die? - Um, don't know. 142 00:19:34,449 --> 00:19:37,243 - I don't understand. - No way of knowing. 143 00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:40,079 Boy! I'm gonna tell my father, and that's going to blow his mind, 144 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:43,707 because here he is preaching about how America is really good, 145 00:19:43,708 --> 00:19:45,876 because we don't repress the news, you know, 146 00:19:45,877 --> 00:19:49,088 and we let everybody know what's going on. 147 00:19:49,089 --> 00:19:53,759 Your father's suggested solution was, like Mexico, to repress the news. 148 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:56,428 Yeah, I know. But he was still saying that... 149 00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:58,139 - It doesn't. - ...that it doesn't. 150 00:19:58,140 --> 00:20:00,641 That America isn't like a communist country 151 00:20:00,642 --> 00:20:04,728 that doesn't let you know what's going on, and they just kill people off. 152 00:20:04,729 --> 00:20:06,438 But what are they doing here? 153 00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:09,733 They're killing people off, and they're not telling anybody. 154 00:20:09,734 --> 00:20:13,404 And it's Communism, and they tell us we're Communists. 155 00:20:13,405 --> 00:20:15,990 It's not Communism. 156 00:20:15,991 --> 00:20:18,450 - What's not Communism? - What you're saying. 157 00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:20,953 Yeah, but that's what my father thinks it is. 158 00:20:20,954 --> 00:20:24,957 Yeah, but you said this is Communism, and it's not. 159 00:20:24,958 --> 00:20:29,211 - Well, it's getting pretty close to it. - You don't know what Communism is. 160 00:20:29,212 --> 00:20:31,172 - You're as bad as your old man. - No! 161 00:20:31,173 --> 00:20:33,299 You point to this and say it's Communism, 162 00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:35,050 you point to that and say Communism. 163 00:20:35,051 --> 00:20:37,761 I'm not saying... Wait a minute. 164 00:20:37,762 --> 00:20:40,472 I'm just saying that in my father's terms, 165 00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:43,851 he terms Communism as being bad. Right? 166 00:20:43,852 --> 00:20:45,019 - Yeah. - OK. 167 00:20:45,020 --> 00:20:48,063 That's all he knows is that everything that's bad is Communism. 168 00:20:48,064 --> 00:20:52,985 OK, well he thinks that America is good, because it's not Communistic. 169 00:20:52,986 --> 00:20:54,737 Wait a minute! Because it's not Communistic. 170 00:20:54,738 --> 00:20:56,614 See? You're using his definition. 171 00:20:56,615 --> 00:21:01,327 - Only in his definition am I going to... - ...say that it's Communistic here. 172 00:21:01,328 --> 00:21:05,372 Right. So that I can blow his whole theory. 173 00:21:05,373 --> 00:21:06,707 I think it'd be a lot clearer if you... 174 00:21:06,708 --> 00:21:12,588 And then, then I can go back and describe what Communism really is. 175 00:21:12,589 --> 00:21:14,506 And that it's not, you know... 176 00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:20,012 You aren't succeeding at anything if you're first using the term wrong though. 177 00:21:20,013 --> 00:21:21,722 So, I should undo it. 178 00:21:21,723 --> 00:21:24,683 Just tell him he doesn't know what Communism is. 179 00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:26,769 He won't believe you, and he'll blow you off. 180 00:21:26,770 --> 00:21:28,729 And you'll blow him off and walk right away, 181 00:21:28,730 --> 00:21:31,273 and he can never hassle us again his whole life. 182 00:21:31,274 --> 00:21:34,526 - What? - Gazonk. 183 00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:37,446 Yeah, and we won't get any more money either. 184 00:21:37,447 --> 00:21:39,990 - Money? - We'll starve to death. 185 00:21:39,991 --> 00:21:41,825 Brown rice. 186 00:21:41,826 --> 00:21:44,161 We may not even get the 500 dollars 187 00:21:44,162 --> 00:21:46,956 he's going to give us for our wedding present. 188 00:21:46,957 --> 00:21:49,875 After he sees our wedding, he may not. 189 00:21:49,876 --> 00:21:52,795 Oh, I thought of a couple more people I want to invite. 190 00:21:52,796 --> 00:21:54,171 So did I. 191 00:21:54,172 --> 00:21:56,298 - You did? - Mm-hmm. 192 00:21:56,299 --> 00:21:59,324 What are we gonna do? 193 00:23:22,135 --> 00:23:24,200 Oh, David? 194 00:23:24,888 --> 00:23:27,639 Alan and Sharon are coming over. I forgot to tell you. 195 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:29,641 Well, Steve and Jim are coming over too. 196 00:23:29,642 --> 00:23:34,229 Oh, shit. That means we're gonna have to get something to eat. 197 00:23:34,230 --> 00:23:35,962 Thanks. 198 00:24:03,134 --> 00:24:05,386 - Amy? - Yes. 199 00:24:05,387 --> 00:24:07,471 You upstairs? 200 00:24:07,472 --> 00:24:10,038 - We're here! - Just a second! 201 00:24:12,143 --> 00:24:14,019 - Hi! - Hello. 202 00:24:14,020 --> 00:24:17,314 - I hope we're not too early. - No, I think there's going to be a party too. 203 00:24:17,315 --> 00:24:19,983 David's informed me that a few other people are coming. 204 00:24:19,984 --> 00:24:23,570 Hello! Oh, would you get a load of this...? 205 00:24:23,571 --> 00:24:27,241 - He's worn out. - Oh, yes, definitely. 206 00:24:27,242 --> 00:24:29,827 Come on in the kitchen! 207 00:24:29,828 --> 00:24:33,664 - Where are you going in California? - We're going to San Francisco. 208 00:24:33,665 --> 00:24:37,440 I was thinking I have a friend in San Francisco that you could stay with. 209 00:24:38,461 --> 00:24:40,170 - Really? - Yeah. 210 00:24:40,171 --> 00:24:42,297 Awesome! 211 00:24:42,298 --> 00:24:43,507 Karen? 212 00:24:43,508 --> 00:24:45,300 - Hey, Caleb! - Hey, Alan. 213 00:24:45,301 --> 00:24:49,555 - What happened to you? - I was in an accident. 214 00:24:49,556 --> 00:24:51,223 Is that right? 215 00:24:51,224 --> 00:24:54,332 Did you really hurt yourself or you just malingering? 216 00:24:56,104 --> 00:25:01,881 No, you know, it wasn't me. Look, I was in a wheel chair... 217 00:25:02,527 --> 00:25:04,425 A-one, two. A-one, two... 218 00:25:44,319 --> 00:25:47,279 - What's this, Toz? - I was telling you about Ben Skabarsak. 219 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:50,365 - Right. This friend of yours. - Right. Anyway... 220 00:25:50,366 --> 00:25:52,659 I'm his best friend. He doesn't know that. 221 00:25:52,660 --> 00:25:55,370 But anyway, his best friend is Seymour Mollosk, 222 00:25:55,371 --> 00:25:59,791 a mere two and-a-half-million-year-old fossilised clam, 223 00:25:59,792 --> 00:26:03,420 which I thought was a good sort of friend to be, 224 00:26:03,421 --> 00:26:06,840 considering the sort of relationship you can establish with a clam. 225 00:26:06,841 --> 00:26:08,967 - Are you talkin' to me? 226 00:26:08,968 --> 00:26:10,969 I'm talkin' about Ben Skabarsak. 227 00:26:10,970 --> 00:26:12,721 - I just... - You want me to read this? 228 00:26:12,722 --> 00:26:15,807 Those things slip down out of our attic occasionally, 229 00:26:15,808 --> 00:26:20,020 and I thought they were important if they slipped down out of the attic. 230 00:26:20,021 --> 00:26:21,939 - "F Street Blues". - Yeah. 231 00:26:21,940 --> 00:26:24,816 "Ben Skabarsak lived in a big old house 232 00:26:24,817 --> 00:26:28,195 "that had only one tiny bathroom upstairs in the back. 233 00:26:28,196 --> 00:26:31,573 "There were a lot of rooms in the house, and people lived in all of them. 234 00:26:31,574 --> 00:26:32,908 "Girls too. 235 00:26:32,909 --> 00:26:35,827 "Ben's room was downstairs, right next to the front door, 236 00:26:35,828 --> 00:26:39,373 "so when he had to go to the bathroom he passed by all the rooms, 237 00:26:39,374 --> 00:26:42,167 "and all the people could look out and see him or hear him 238 00:26:42,168 --> 00:26:44,211 "and know he was going to the bathroom. 239 00:26:44,212 --> 00:26:47,548 "Ben always played his harmonica when he went to the bathroom 240 00:26:47,549 --> 00:26:51,218 "so the people wouldn't think he was going to the bathroom. 241 00:26:51,219 --> 00:26:54,471 "This day, there was a light on in the bathroom. 242 00:26:54,472 --> 00:26:57,933 "He could see it through the transom, and the door was closed. 243 00:26:57,934 --> 00:27:01,603 ""Maybe somebody's in there,' Ben Skabarsak was thinking. 244 00:27:01,604 --> 00:27:04,815 "He couldn't hear anything. No water running. No movement. 245 00:27:04,816 --> 00:27:06,483 "Maybe nobody's in there. 246 00:27:06,484 --> 00:27:08,402 "He put his fist up to knock on the door. 247 00:27:08,403 --> 00:27:10,612 "Everybody will laugh and laugh and say, 248 00:27:10,613 --> 00:27:13,282 ""Ben Skabarsak is going to the bathroom.' 249 00:27:13,283 --> 00:27:16,243 "Is anybody in there? What if it's a girl? 250 00:27:16,244 --> 00:27:21,164 "She'll say, 'Occupied!' and giggle, and everybody will know. 251 00:27:21,165 --> 00:27:23,750 "Ben Skabarsak put his hand on the doorknob. 252 00:27:23,751 --> 00:27:25,210 "What if it is a girl? 253 00:27:25,211 --> 00:27:27,337 "He pulled on his heavy rubber shoes. 254 00:27:27,338 --> 00:27:30,215 "The old grey, weathered boards of the garage were soggy, 255 00:27:30,216 --> 00:27:32,884 "and the cold, damp wind bristled shrilly 256 00:27:32,885 --> 00:27:35,554 "through the cracks between the shrunken timbers. 257 00:27:35,555 --> 00:27:38,181 "But Ben Skabarsak felt warm and comfortable 258 00:27:38,182 --> 00:27:40,267 "as he peed there in the gloom. 259 00:27:40,268 --> 00:27:44,563 "He wasn't thinking anything in particular. Just tinkling." 260 00:27:44,564 --> 00:27:47,380 - Dude, here's another one. - This is really good. 261 00:32:55,249 --> 00:32:59,920 Can't believe it! David is gonna have another party for his Spanish class. 262 00:32:59,921 --> 00:33:04,007 They left the smell of beer from one end of the house to the other. 263 00:33:04,008 --> 00:33:07,844 Not only that, there's some beer cans out in the yard. 264 00:33:07,845 --> 00:33:10,221 I never seen so many beers all over the place! 265 00:33:10,222 --> 00:33:13,308 Toz! Toz, I wanted you to meet... 266 00:33:13,309 --> 00:33:15,477 This is Mahlon. She's a friend of mine from work, 267 00:33:15,478 --> 00:33:18,313 but actually this is the bum who lives here with us, 268 00:33:18,314 --> 00:33:20,065 and he's really fucked up, 269 00:33:20,066 --> 00:33:22,317 so, you don't have to say hello if you don't want to. 270 00:33:22,318 --> 00:33:24,235 - You can flutter your eyelids... - I did. 271 00:33:24,236 --> 00:33:27,322 - ...alluringly anyway. - Shall I chortle alluringly? 272 00:33:27,323 --> 00:33:29,950 - What the hell for? - Like a cote of doves. 273 00:33:29,951 --> 00:33:33,036 Actually, Mahlon came here to fuck David. 274 00:33:33,037 --> 00:33:34,287 - She did? - Yeah. 275 00:33:34,288 --> 00:33:38,458 - I wanted to ball David. - Really? Wouldn't you rather fuck me? 276 00:33:38,459 --> 00:33:42,462 What for? You're not going to have anything more to offer than he does. 277 00:33:42,463 --> 00:33:46,091 - Well, let me see. Let's look... - Let's look at each other. 278 00:33:46,092 --> 00:33:48,593 - Bullshit. Take off your pants. - You take your pants off. 279 00:33:48,594 --> 00:33:51,388 No, I want to see your tits first. I want to see your... 280 00:33:51,389 --> 00:33:55,016 Good grief, I guess I didn't hear an objection. 281 00:33:55,017 --> 00:33:59,396 - We're fixin' to fuck on the steps. - I just introduced 'em! 282 00:33:59,397 --> 00:34:01,481 Are you sure you want to do this thing? 283 00:34:01,482 --> 00:34:04,025 I don't really want to. Listen, I am fallin' down the stairs. 284 00:34:04,026 --> 00:34:06,194 Quit doin' that! I haven't even seen anything yet. 285 00:34:06,195 --> 00:34:10,096 - Hey you guys aren't messin' around.. - Sure, I'll volunteer. 286 00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:14,475 Wait a minute, let me see. 287 00:34:29,552 --> 00:34:33,035 We can make it here! Come on! 288 00:35:15,431 --> 00:35:18,391 They're gonna eat us. 289 00:35:18,392 --> 00:35:20,393 We'll broil ourselves. 290 00:35:20,394 --> 00:35:22,793 David and Amy under glass. 291 00:35:23,522 --> 00:35:25,565 Oh, Amy, I love you. 292 00:35:25,566 --> 00:35:27,923 Let me count the ways. 293 00:35:28,486 --> 00:35:30,779 See, there's um... 294 00:35:30,780 --> 00:35:33,470 I love you for your breasts. 295 00:35:39,330 --> 00:35:40,811 My bagels? 296 00:35:43,626 --> 00:35:46,795 I know why you like me. 297 00:35:46,796 --> 00:35:50,882 Because I'm good to you. Because I... 298 00:35:50,883 --> 00:35:53,384 I do all the dishes. 299 00:35:53,385 --> 00:35:56,096 And cook all the meals. 300 00:35:56,097 --> 00:35:58,098 And pick up all your shit. 301 00:35:58,099 --> 00:36:03,228 And run your bathtub, and clean out the bathtub, and... 302 00:36:03,229 --> 00:36:06,064 Don't even think about it. We're away from that. 303 00:36:06,065 --> 00:36:08,441 Yeah. I may never go back! 304 00:36:08,442 --> 00:36:12,593 I may stay in this plexiglass bubble for the rest of my life. 305 00:36:39,473 --> 00:36:44,041 Look at the sky! Those trees! It's fantastic! 306 00:36:49,233 --> 00:36:51,131 Hello! 307 00:36:52,945 --> 00:36:54,946 Give them some more flowers. 308 00:36:54,947 --> 00:36:57,096 Want a flower? 309 00:37:00,995 --> 00:37:03,143 Would you like a flower? 310 00:37:03,622 --> 00:37:05,540 Just a rose... 311 00:37:05,541 --> 00:37:07,125 It's got acid on it. 312 00:37:07,126 --> 00:37:10,276 She don't want no flower, man 313 00:37:12,047 --> 00:37:14,655 Amy, you're disgusting. 314 00:37:24,727 --> 00:37:27,395 We're really having trouble with my landlord. 315 00:37:27,396 --> 00:37:29,397 - Did he come over? - Yeah. 316 00:37:29,398 --> 00:37:32,066 - Did he know you have a dog? - Yeah. 317 00:37:32,067 --> 00:37:33,818 Have you got a lease? 318 00:37:33,819 --> 00:37:35,612 No, I never signed anything. 319 00:37:35,613 --> 00:37:38,323 Well, I'll tell you what. Why don't you just come stay with us? 320 00:37:38,324 --> 00:37:42,076 Like, we've got tons of rooms and extra mattresses, 321 00:37:42,077 --> 00:37:46,289 and if you get uptight there's no reason why you shouldn't. 322 00:37:46,290 --> 00:37:47,415 Yeah? 323 00:37:47,416 --> 00:37:49,292 In fact there's a study. 324 00:37:49,293 --> 00:37:52,587 Well, there's a junk room we were gonna fix up into a study, 325 00:37:52,588 --> 00:37:55,381 but we'll probably never get around to it. 326 00:37:55,382 --> 00:37:58,468 It's got a place where you could put your clothes and everything, 327 00:37:58,469 --> 00:38:01,285 and you're welcome to use that. 328 00:38:13,943 --> 00:38:15,716 Let's get some of this bird shit off. 329 00:38:17,279 --> 00:38:19,989 - Now that is cold! - I don't want it to be real hot. 330 00:38:19,990 --> 00:38:23,076 I don't care what you want. 331 00:38:23,077 --> 00:38:25,309 Are you going to wash it off? 332 00:38:26,872 --> 00:38:29,146 Oh, you want me to! 333 00:38:32,378 --> 00:38:36,570 Ooh, look at your nipples! All squashed up. 334 00:38:39,343 --> 00:38:41,386 OK. I'll just wash. 335 00:38:41,387 --> 00:38:43,410 I'll bet. 336 00:38:45,933 --> 00:38:49,625 You're tryin' to get in... get in some little fun in there too. 337 00:38:52,731 --> 00:38:56,609 Why don't you go walk down the street, and I'll borrow up a '56 Chevrolet 338 00:38:56,610 --> 00:38:58,069 from someone across the street. 339 00:38:58,070 --> 00:38:59,696 And come up beside me? 340 00:38:59,697 --> 00:39:03,241 And I'll have an arm hanging out. Sort of squished... 341 00:39:03,242 --> 00:39:07,161 Do you want me to walk with my pants unbuttoned a little bit? 342 00:39:07,162 --> 00:39:09,686 - Where are you from? - Nankin Ridge. 343 00:39:14,628 --> 00:39:17,755 Listen, really - where are you from? 344 00:39:17,756 --> 00:39:19,841 I was born in Denniston. 345 00:39:19,842 --> 00:39:21,634 You were born in Denniston? 346 00:39:21,635 --> 00:39:26,931 We quickly moved to Sioux City, Iowa, and then to St. Joe, Missouri. 347 00:39:26,932 --> 00:39:31,583 In order to escape the persecution of the whites by the black community? 348 00:39:36,692 --> 00:39:41,029 The only recollection of my childhood was when I was a rooster. 349 00:39:41,030 --> 00:39:43,887 I bet you were a really fucked-up little kid. 350 00:39:46,076 --> 00:39:48,911 Listen, I was so nifty I could beat up everybody on my block. 351 00:39:48,912 --> 00:39:51,414 You've never been nifty in your life! 352 00:39:51,415 --> 00:39:53,166 That was before I became a pacifist 353 00:39:53,167 --> 00:39:56,400 and had to go around letting people break my glasses. 354 00:40:00,841 --> 00:40:03,323 It's running down here... 355 00:40:04,094 --> 00:40:05,993 Hey, hold on. Here. 356 00:40:07,514 --> 00:40:10,330 Don't get all that paint all over that shit, asshole. 357 00:40:13,354 --> 00:40:16,522 - Don't treat me like a child. - I'm going to kick your ass. 358 00:40:16,523 --> 00:40:19,525 If you're gonna fuck around then fuck around, you'll get yourself hurt. 359 00:40:19,526 --> 00:40:21,300 You're pinching me! 360 00:40:24,615 --> 00:40:26,908 You want to fuck? 361 00:40:26,909 --> 00:40:28,724 You bet! 362 00:45:07,606 --> 00:45:09,523 David? 363 00:45:09,524 --> 00:45:12,257 Hey. Wake up! 364 00:45:15,822 --> 00:45:17,740 David? 365 00:45:17,741 --> 00:45:19,992 Come on, get up! 366 00:45:19,993 --> 00:45:22,851 Get up! It's morning. 367 00:45:24,164 --> 00:45:26,730 Come on! Get up! 368 00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:30,567 Wake up! 369 00:45:35,133 --> 00:45:38,074 Listen to Yellow Dog - new creation... 370 00:45:38,512 --> 00:45:41,347 Ben Skabarsak was shaking a hole and saying to Morris 371 00:45:41,348 --> 00:45:44,725 to scare away this yellow dog lived next door to a house 372 00:45:44,726 --> 00:45:47,759 where he lived with his friends Joffre and Amy 373 00:45:47,979 --> 00:45:51,315 who were always afraid the yellow dog was going to beat up their dog, 374 00:45:51,316 --> 00:45:54,485 but didn't have any teeth due to old age and disease. 375 00:45:54,486 --> 00:45:56,654 When the yellow dog painted silver, 376 00:45:56,655 --> 00:45:59,782 just up and bit off a piece of his leg anyway. 377 00:45:59,783 --> 00:46:01,701 Goddamn Yellow Dog! 378 00:46:01,702 --> 00:46:04,995 Joffre's dog didn't like Ben Skabarsak either 379 00:46:04,996 --> 00:46:08,063 and always peed on the wall in his room. 380 00:46:08,500 --> 00:46:13,045 Oh Mahlon, that's another thing - these guys are male chauvinists. 381 00:46:13,046 --> 00:46:14,380 What's a male chauvinist? 382 00:46:14,381 --> 00:46:19,616 A male chauvinist is somebody that gets away with murder, man! 383 00:46:20,512 --> 00:46:22,888 You do the cooking and the cleaning-up, 384 00:46:22,889 --> 00:46:25,641 and once in a while you may be able to get him to empty the trash, 385 00:46:25,642 --> 00:46:27,727 but you have to... You have to... 386 00:46:27,728 --> 00:46:29,353 - Oh, listen to what I... - Trick 'em. 387 00:46:29,354 --> 00:46:31,772 You got to trick 'em, see? I tricked Toz the other day. 388 00:46:31,773 --> 00:46:34,900 He was emptying out his trash can - just his little trash can, 389 00:46:34,901 --> 00:46:36,569 and when he came back in the door 390 00:46:36,570 --> 00:46:39,697 I had five huge trash cans right in front of him. 391 00:46:39,698 --> 00:46:42,867 He couldn't get in without emptying 'em. 392 00:46:42,868 --> 00:46:44,660 He's sittin' there the whole time cussing me, 393 00:46:44,661 --> 00:46:47,811 "You tricked me! You tricked me! Goddammit, you tricked me." 394 00:46:53,754 --> 00:46:57,529 You quit runnin' amuck. You're the muck runner... 395 00:47:00,343 --> 00:47:03,012 What an awful name! First I was the bagel lady. 396 00:47:03,013 --> 00:47:04,597 Now I'm the muck runner! 397 00:47:04,598 --> 00:47:08,559 Spallwell plays a tune upon the blue guitar... 398 00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:11,020 Here! Let me play "Edelweiss". 399 00:47:11,021 --> 00:47:13,856 This is the only song I know. 400 00:47:13,857 --> 00:47:16,859 I think it's horrible. It looks yellow-green. 401 00:47:16,860 --> 00:47:19,968 - It's really ugly. - Just look at all the medium fills 402 00:47:26,536 --> 00:47:28,810 Kind of an old car. 403 00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:32,856 Ssh... I'm playing "Edelweiss". 404 00:47:38,465 --> 00:47:41,406 I'm gonna get us another harmonica, ours is broke. 405 00:47:44,221 --> 00:47:47,287 I want to get one that sounds really nice. 406 00:47:49,684 --> 00:47:51,875 Maybe I could learn how to play it a bit. 407 00:47:57,025 --> 00:47:58,609 I've got a tambourine. 408 00:47:58,610 --> 00:48:00,528 Amy, I could never play a tambourine. 409 00:48:00,529 --> 00:48:05,032 I know, it's too complicated for you. You have to move it too much. 410 00:48:05,033 --> 00:48:08,118 A bell would be really easy, so you could just blow. 411 00:48:08,119 --> 00:48:10,037 - Toz needs a pencil. - Hmm? 412 00:48:10,038 --> 00:48:13,063 Toz needs a pencil, so he could just tap. 413 00:48:15,919 --> 00:48:18,963 I'm glad you get to live in my house an' all, but... 414 00:48:18,964 --> 00:48:21,090 This isn't your house! 415 00:48:21,091 --> 00:48:23,217 - Go figure, chicky. - It's the Earth's house. 416 00:48:23,218 --> 00:48:26,345 - It's the Earth's house. - No, it's all mine. 417 00:48:26,346 --> 00:48:28,055 If the Earth wants to let you stay it will, 418 00:48:28,056 --> 00:48:31,392 otherwise the ghosts will haunt you out of this place. 419 00:48:31,393 --> 00:48:32,977 There's ghosts here I want you to know. 420 00:48:32,978 --> 00:48:34,645 Oh, Mahlon, before you move in 421 00:48:34,646 --> 00:48:38,065 I just want to warn you that our house is haunted, 422 00:48:38,066 --> 00:48:41,026 and that's why our landlord rents it for so cheap. 423 00:48:41,027 --> 00:48:44,196 But they like us so far, because they haven't shoo'd us out of here. 424 00:48:44,197 --> 00:48:46,156 There's a recent old ghost in my room. 425 00:48:46,157 --> 00:48:48,617 His cousin Ray, you met him, remember? 426 00:48:48,618 --> 00:48:53,789 he wanted to have - what does he call it - a séance here. 427 00:48:53,790 --> 00:48:58,502 And I couldn't stand the idea. I heard some weird things. 428 00:48:58,503 --> 00:49:00,880 - You ever been at one? - Yeah. 429 00:49:00,881 --> 00:49:05,009 - I never have... - Oh, they're scary, but they're fun. 430 00:49:05,010 --> 00:49:09,638 - I get scared hard. - I do too, but it's fun to get scared. 431 00:49:09,639 --> 00:49:10,764 It is? 432 00:49:10,765 --> 00:49:13,434 Yeah. Why do you go if you know you're gonna get scared - 433 00:49:13,435 --> 00:49:15,875 'cause you're gonna get scared. 434 00:49:17,230 --> 00:49:18,856 Right? 435 00:49:18,857 --> 00:49:20,691 Mahlon needs her butt scratched. 436 00:49:20,692 --> 00:49:22,298 OK Mahlon, you gotta sing too! 437 00:49:23,361 --> 00:49:27,012 One, two, three... 438 00:49:43,089 --> 00:49:46,175 Amy, you're pretty good at that. 439 00:49:46,176 --> 00:49:49,284 - For a Jew it's not bad! - Pretty good. 440 00:52:31,216 --> 00:52:33,675 - Yeah. - What? 441 00:52:33,676 --> 00:52:35,677 So good. So good for you. 442 00:52:35,678 --> 00:52:38,286 Actually they're pretty good, those are... 443 00:52:38,723 --> 00:52:41,289 It smokes very nice. 444 00:52:42,310 --> 00:52:46,794 I finished it, David. This is the design for our invitation. 445 00:52:47,273 --> 00:52:49,297 Good shit... 446 00:52:50,819 --> 00:52:54,552 That's not very becoming for a young lady. 447 00:52:56,866 --> 00:52:59,243 In fact, that's downright obscene. 448 00:52:59,244 --> 00:53:01,954 Sorry if I offended you. 449 00:53:01,955 --> 00:53:04,145 You muck runner. 450 00:53:04,833 --> 00:53:07,690 Not that again. Please. 451 00:53:08,503 --> 00:53:10,276 Muck runner. 452 00:53:16,094 --> 00:53:17,909 Runner muck? 453 00:53:18,721 --> 00:53:20,681 Run amuck. That's what we decided. 454 00:53:20,682 --> 00:53:23,433 You weren't even there when we started talking about that. 455 00:53:23,434 --> 00:53:25,667 Yes, she was. 456 00:53:27,730 --> 00:53:29,671 Thank you. 457 00:53:31,985 --> 00:53:35,009 - I just realised it was hot. - Hand me the ashtray. 458 00:53:36,030 --> 00:53:38,740 I just decided I really wouldn't mind getting stoned. 459 00:53:38,741 --> 00:53:42,578 Maybe that's... I wouldn't worry if I did get stoned. 460 00:53:42,579 --> 00:53:45,812 Toz, you are too stoned. Your eyes are red. 461 00:53:46,666 --> 00:53:48,898 His eyes are thinking... 462 00:53:51,129 --> 00:53:53,380 He really does... 463 00:53:53,381 --> 00:53:55,738 Ah, fantastic. 464 00:53:57,385 --> 00:53:58,992 Can I have it? 465 00:54:00,972 --> 00:54:03,204 Oops, doped again. 466 00:54:08,813 --> 00:54:13,131 Who's painting dune buggies, dune buggies is not... 467 00:54:14,277 --> 00:54:17,927 You got to let me have your arm, and I'll light it. 468 00:54:19,282 --> 00:54:24,620 I never design things, you know, like you can see, for distances... 469 00:54:24,621 --> 00:54:26,811 Oh! 470 00:54:27,540 --> 00:54:29,583 He goes up to the bathroom, see, 471 00:54:29,584 --> 00:54:33,837 and he's afraid we're gonna hear him go to the bathroom, you know, 472 00:54:33,838 --> 00:54:41,303 so he takes his harmonica, but he's afraid that's not enough. 473 00:54:41,304 --> 00:54:44,245 So he turns on the faucet. 474 00:54:44,933 --> 00:54:49,853 Amy, that's Ben Skabarsak. I'd never do that! I am not Ben Skabarsak. 475 00:54:49,854 --> 00:54:51,271 Somebody else thought I was Ben Skabarsak... 476 00:54:51,272 --> 00:54:54,358 You mean Ben Skabarsak is living in this house? 477 00:54:54,359 --> 00:54:56,026 Yes! 478 00:54:56,027 --> 00:54:58,362 - Oh, come on. - He is. 479 00:54:58,363 --> 00:55:00,094 Is he the ghost? 480 00:56:08,433 --> 00:56:10,225 Probably, like he's... 481 00:56:10,226 --> 00:56:13,520 This is another one of Amy's statements here. 482 00:56:13,521 --> 00:56:15,420 Keep that up baby. 483 00:56:16,357 --> 00:56:19,192 No. What he really did, he was one of the... 484 00:56:19,193 --> 00:56:22,529 - Why do you always make fun of me? - Amy. 485 00:56:22,530 --> 00:56:25,449 You're such a goose. You always come out with such things... 486 00:56:25,450 --> 00:56:29,828 You're so positive, but they bear with no relation to any fact whatsoever. 487 00:56:29,829 --> 00:56:33,957 - Fuck you! - You'd make a great gossip, Amy. 488 00:56:33,958 --> 00:56:37,961 All you need to do is sit around and listen to ladies at bridge tables. 489 00:56:37,962 --> 00:56:40,922 whilst Skabarsak talked about walnuts or something. 490 00:56:40,923 --> 00:56:42,674 Toz, quit teasing me. 491 00:56:42,675 --> 00:56:45,677 - English walnuts? - English walnuts at that. 492 00:56:45,678 --> 00:56:48,055 David, how could you let him tease me like that? 493 00:56:48,056 --> 00:56:50,891 You know why English walnuts are good for you, Amy? 494 00:56:50,892 --> 00:56:52,684 'Cause you're guilty. 495 00:56:52,685 --> 00:56:55,937 Amy. You know, if you had some English walnuts 496 00:56:55,938 --> 00:56:58,774 that sure would improve your gold shit. 497 00:56:58,775 --> 00:56:59,983 Amy, listen... 498 00:56:59,984 --> 00:57:03,509 I'm not going to listen to you anymore. I hate you. 499 00:57:05,656 --> 00:57:10,683 I don't "hate", that's wrong. I dislike you intensely. 500 01:03:04,974 --> 01:03:06,516 You need some help? 501 01:03:06,517 --> 01:03:08,393 Yeah, why don't you help me do this. 502 01:03:08,394 --> 01:03:10,084 I can't get it... 503 01:03:14,734 --> 01:03:16,860 It needs a hook up there, so... 504 01:03:16,861 --> 01:03:18,403 Yeah. 505 01:03:18,404 --> 01:03:21,740 I hadn't forgotten, I just haven't put it in yet. 506 01:03:21,741 --> 01:03:24,284 Why don't you get up on the stool 507 01:03:24,285 --> 01:03:27,935 and let me get a look at what it looks like already. 508 01:03:28,664 --> 01:03:31,480 OK, turn around very slow. 509 01:03:34,587 --> 01:03:36,171 Have you got the hem all around? 510 01:03:36,172 --> 01:03:38,715 No. Just part of the way. Let me see it in the front. 511 01:03:38,716 --> 01:03:40,300 How does that feel? 512 01:03:40,301 --> 01:03:42,761 I mean, does that look like that'll be the length you want? 513 01:03:42,762 --> 01:03:44,721 That's about right. 514 01:03:44,722 --> 01:03:47,432 It was too short before when you pinned it. 515 01:03:47,433 --> 01:03:48,933 OK 516 01:03:48,934 --> 01:03:50,560 Yeah, I think that's... Don't you? 517 01:03:50,561 --> 01:03:52,687 Yeah. I'm not sure if it's... 518 01:03:52,688 --> 01:03:54,647 Oh, wow! How's it going? 519 01:03:54,648 --> 01:03:57,400 - Hey, you're not supposed to be in here! - You peeked! 520 01:03:57,401 --> 01:03:59,861 This is my wedding dress. Nobody's supposed to see it. 521 01:03:59,862 --> 01:04:03,364 - Turn around a little bit. - Getting ready for the nuptials... 522 01:04:03,365 --> 01:04:05,492 Look, you went through the same thing. 523 01:04:05,493 --> 01:04:08,703 - Yeah, that's what I want to ask you. - He wasn't fitted for a dress though. 524 01:04:08,704 --> 01:04:09,829 But Sharon was. 525 01:04:09,830 --> 01:04:12,248 Since we went through it, why you getting married? 526 01:04:12,249 --> 01:04:13,833 Why'd you go through it? 527 01:04:13,834 --> 01:04:16,336 I haven't answered that question. 528 01:04:16,337 --> 01:04:17,754 You still don't know. 529 01:04:17,755 --> 01:04:20,507 No man, I keep asking myself... 530 01:04:20,508 --> 01:04:22,342 No, I got a reason. 531 01:04:22,343 --> 01:04:23,927 You do, huh? 532 01:04:23,928 --> 01:04:25,720 I do too. 533 01:04:25,721 --> 01:04:29,246 I think it ought to be about three feet shorter. 534 01:04:30,851 --> 01:04:35,336 Hey, let's see what it looks like, Sharon. Real short...! 535 01:04:37,691 --> 01:04:39,776 It's a micro-mini. 536 01:04:39,777 --> 01:04:40,985 Wow! 537 01:04:40,986 --> 01:04:45,532 Short enough so your pic shows your back end. 538 01:04:45,533 --> 01:04:48,535 You could have a little bustle. 539 01:04:48,536 --> 01:04:51,621 - Amy, you look awful. - Beautiful, beautiful. 540 01:04:51,622 --> 01:04:54,082 That is a... Hugh Hefner would... 541 01:04:54,083 --> 01:04:58,837 Listen, my mother bought all this material. We have to use it! 542 01:04:58,838 --> 01:05:01,047 Hey! That's the trim. 543 01:05:01,048 --> 01:05:02,757 Let me show you. 544 01:05:02,758 --> 01:05:06,135 The trim goes right... like this. See? 545 01:05:06,136 --> 01:05:08,096 Amy, listen if you wouldn't get married, 546 01:05:08,097 --> 01:05:11,099 you wouldn't have to go through all this bullshit. 547 01:05:11,100 --> 01:05:13,268 - I kind of like it. It's fun. - What? 548 01:05:13,269 --> 01:05:16,354 Standin' up on a stool all day long for hours and hours? 549 01:05:16,355 --> 01:05:18,940 - I haven't stood up here that long. - You gonna hem it? 550 01:05:18,941 --> 01:05:21,150 Yeah, that's what I'm doing. 551 01:05:21,151 --> 01:05:24,863 No, I think that it's a real nice dress, 552 01:05:24,864 --> 01:05:26,865 and I just want to have a wedding dress on, 553 01:05:26,866 --> 01:05:29,014 so I figured I might as well get married. 554 01:05:30,870 --> 01:05:34,789 Besides that I tricked David into taking me to Europe, 555 01:05:34,790 --> 01:05:37,041 and he wouldn't have taken me unless we got married. 556 01:05:37,042 --> 01:05:38,668 Oh, you again! 557 01:05:38,669 --> 01:05:40,879 I know, but my mother wouldn't have let me go! 558 01:05:40,880 --> 01:05:42,255 The only reason he's marrying you, Amy, 559 01:05:42,256 --> 01:05:44,507 is so that he can get that money so he can go to Europe. 560 01:05:44,508 --> 01:05:47,260 I knew it! I had a feeling about that. 561 01:05:47,261 --> 01:05:49,827 He said something about getting the deed to your ranch. 562 01:05:51,390 --> 01:05:55,685 - Is that right? - No. He got my inheritance though! 563 01:05:55,686 --> 01:06:00,356 I turned 21, and he got my inheritance from my great-grandfather. 564 01:06:00,357 --> 01:06:01,482 I know that's why... 565 01:06:01,483 --> 01:06:03,902 There's bound to be an ashtray around here somewhere... 566 01:06:03,903 --> 01:06:07,280 - Use the bottle right there. - This'll work. 567 01:06:07,281 --> 01:06:10,199 Don't you like my dress, Toz? 568 01:06:10,200 --> 01:06:11,743 Are you kidding me? 569 01:06:11,744 --> 01:06:15,079 I'd like to like it. I'd like to tell you I like it even, but I don't. 570 01:06:15,080 --> 01:06:17,582 Bullshit! You'd like to tell me you hate it! 571 01:06:17,583 --> 01:06:19,500 Because it's a wedding dress you hate it, 572 01:06:19,501 --> 01:06:21,753 or because of what it looks like you hate it? 573 01:06:21,754 --> 01:06:26,549 'Cause it's a wedding dress and you actually stand up on that stool. 574 01:06:26,550 --> 01:06:29,344 So, you don't really hate the dress, you hate the symbolic. 575 01:06:29,345 --> 01:06:30,595 - Yeah. - All right. 576 01:06:30,596 --> 01:06:33,306 Do you like the dress if I was just gonna wear it around the house 577 01:06:33,307 --> 01:06:35,266 and do the dishes and stuff? 578 01:06:35,267 --> 01:06:37,435 Yeah, it's not a bad dress for washing dishes. 579 01:06:37,436 --> 01:06:38,561 All right! 580 01:06:38,562 --> 01:06:40,855 Except the sleeves might get in the dirty water. 581 01:06:40,856 --> 01:06:44,233 Well, then we'll just cut 'em off about there. 582 01:06:44,234 --> 01:06:46,467 After I get married. 583 01:10:15,112 --> 01:10:17,511 Your bites look a lot better. 584 01:10:21,577 --> 01:10:26,770 - It was fuller than this at first. - That might be, but we're losing some. 585 01:10:27,166 --> 01:10:29,147 My great stopper is somewhere... 586 01:10:30,878 --> 01:10:33,254 - Ah, that's hot! - I know. 587 01:10:33,255 --> 01:10:36,280 It feels good. What I need is a cheek. 588 01:10:38,802 --> 01:10:40,450 Well... 589 01:10:43,557 --> 01:10:46,475 Don't wake Grandma Susnik to come in here and take a bath. 590 01:10:46,476 --> 01:10:48,583 I think it must've stung... 591 01:10:54,067 --> 01:10:55,651 You don't need those. 592 01:10:55,652 --> 01:10:58,593 Golly, you cut your face all up. 593 01:11:00,115 --> 01:11:03,826 Uh-oh, we're losin' water! 594 01:11:03,827 --> 01:11:06,143 David, how could you do that? 595 01:11:07,331 --> 01:11:10,166 Amy, it's all your fault. 596 01:11:10,167 --> 01:11:13,400 Nothing's my fault - ever. I'm perfect! 597 01:11:14,379 --> 01:11:17,446 What are you doing? I want to be on top. 598 01:11:21,136 --> 01:11:23,327 Have a foot! 599 01:11:26,516 --> 01:11:28,726 Eat my foot, David. 600 01:11:28,727 --> 01:11:30,895 Caress it. 601 01:11:30,896 --> 01:11:35,047 Ooh, David, I didn't really mean it. 602 01:11:38,445 --> 01:11:40,905 How come I always get this side? 603 01:11:40,906 --> 01:11:43,991 That's male chauvinism again! 604 01:11:43,992 --> 01:11:46,558 Did you feed the dogs this morning? 605 01:11:47,871 --> 01:11:50,623 - You escaped that? - I forgot all about it. 606 01:11:50,624 --> 01:11:53,398 I was gonna remind you, but... 607 01:11:55,170 --> 01:11:57,361 I thought you might make me do it. 608 01:12:00,259 --> 01:12:03,469 - Did you feed your dog? - I just feed him once a day. 609 01:12:03,470 --> 01:12:07,556 Have you ever watched his face? His intelligent little face? 610 01:12:07,557 --> 01:12:12,311 I sit around and watch a little dog's face just lots... 611 01:12:12,312 --> 01:12:14,772 He knows what's going on, you can tell. 612 01:12:14,773 --> 01:12:18,276 When someone says something funny, he smiles. 613 01:12:18,277 --> 01:12:20,842 And his tongue goes out the side of his mouth. 614 01:12:22,406 --> 01:12:24,115 Have you charmed him? 615 01:12:24,116 --> 01:12:27,159 - No, no, no. - Just to pacify me. 616 01:12:27,160 --> 01:12:30,997 Mahlon was pretty uptight about, um, 617 01:12:30,998 --> 01:12:34,750 Toz going to see that other chick in New Mexico. 618 01:12:34,751 --> 01:12:36,127 Yeah? 619 01:12:36,128 --> 01:12:41,882 And she told me that she really digs Toz much. 620 01:12:41,883 --> 01:12:44,616 But I don't think Toz is gonna go anymore. 621 01:12:46,471 --> 01:12:48,681 'Cause Toz digs Mahlon for a change. 622 01:12:48,682 --> 01:12:52,643 He finally found a chick that can make him happy. 623 01:12:52,644 --> 01:12:54,562 You think she can make him happy? 624 01:12:54,563 --> 01:12:56,439 Mahlon's pretty cool. 625 01:12:56,440 --> 01:13:02,528 And like, the one thing that Toz never dug was a chick that was, like er... 626 01:13:02,529 --> 01:13:03,904 ...subversive? 627 01:13:03,905 --> 01:13:05,489 No, David. 628 01:13:05,490 --> 01:13:08,974 A chick that, you know, was possessive. 629 01:13:09,870 --> 01:13:12,894 And I don't think Mahlon is. I don't think she knows how to be. 630 01:13:13,915 --> 01:13:16,440 That's how come... 631 01:13:17,544 --> 01:13:20,755 I don't know, I think Mahlon is too good for Toz. 632 01:13:20,756 --> 01:13:24,842 - No, I think you're being crummy. - I don't look good in a moustache. 633 01:13:24,843 --> 01:13:27,970 You don't? Have you ever tried waxin' it up? 634 01:13:27,971 --> 01:13:29,661 No. 635 01:13:30,640 --> 01:13:33,665 A long thin one? How about a Fu Man Chu? 636 01:13:36,938 --> 01:13:40,589 - I think you'd look kinda nifty that way. - Let me see. 637 01:13:41,610 --> 01:13:43,508 I don't. 638 01:13:44,654 --> 01:13:45,969 I know you do. 639 01:13:54,122 --> 01:13:56,207 Well, that's dirty. 640 01:13:56,208 --> 01:13:58,626 I can't help it. I can't help it. 641 01:13:58,627 --> 01:14:03,570 - I'm lazy. Look what it's done for me. - Nothing! At least Toz writes. 642 01:14:04,800 --> 01:14:07,510 - You know, maybe... - That's what's wrong with us. 643 01:14:07,511 --> 01:14:09,804 - What? - It's that he has one thing... 644 01:14:09,805 --> 01:14:13,099 No, at least Toz has something. You don't have anything. 645 01:14:13,100 --> 01:14:17,520 Mahlon did get... she probably did something halfway... 646 01:14:17,521 --> 01:14:22,066 That's what's so cool. I'm free. I don't have anything. 647 01:14:22,067 --> 01:14:25,300 - You don't have anything? - Yeah. I'm free. 648 01:14:27,114 --> 01:14:30,013 You got me. You're stuck with me. 649 01:14:31,284 --> 01:14:33,744 You know what we got to do? 650 01:14:33,745 --> 01:14:36,228 We got to go castrate David. 651 01:14:38,959 --> 01:14:41,566 Perhaps these words best express... 652 01:14:46,216 --> 01:14:50,761 You were born together, and together you shall be forevermore. 653 01:14:50,762 --> 01:14:54,329 You shall be together when the white wings of death scatter your days. 654 01:14:55,183 --> 01:14:59,395 You shall be together even in the silent memory of God. 655 01:14:59,396 --> 01:15:02,523 But let there be spaces in your togetherness. 656 01:15:02,524 --> 01:15:05,507 And let the winds of the heavens dance between you. 657 01:15:06,194 --> 01:15:09,822 Love one another, but make not a bond of love. 658 01:15:09,823 --> 01:15:14,452 Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. 659 01:15:14,453 --> 01:15:17,561 Fill each other's cup, but drink not from one cup. 660 01:15:17,956 --> 01:15:21,876 Give one another of your bread, but eat not from the same loaf. 661 01:15:21,877 --> 01:15:24,587 Sing and dance together and be joyous, 662 01:15:24,588 --> 01:15:26,797 but let each of you be alone, 663 01:15:26,798 --> 01:15:32,928 for even as the strings of a lute are alone though they quiver with the same music. 664 01:15:32,929 --> 01:15:36,223 Give your hearts but not into each other's keeping, 665 01:15:36,224 --> 01:15:39,643 for only the hand of life can contain your hearts, 666 01:15:39,644 --> 01:15:42,146 and stand together, yet not too near together, 667 01:15:42,147 --> 01:15:47,234 for the pillars of the temple as the pillars of the structure stand apart, 668 01:15:47,235 --> 01:15:51,011 and the oak tree and the cypress grow not in each other's shadow. 669 01:15:52,449 --> 01:15:56,243 As you publicly declare 670 01:15:56,244 --> 01:16:01,790 in the exchange of the symbol of the ring before your community, 671 01:16:01,791 --> 01:16:05,794 may you go from this place with one heart 672 01:16:05,795 --> 01:16:10,508 and ever be grateful for the union of your lives. 673 01:16:10,509 --> 01:16:16,347 May wherever you reside be a holy place because of your presence, 674 01:16:16,348 --> 01:16:19,934 the presence of two human hearts that are sharing. 675 01:16:19,935 --> 01:16:23,293 May every place be made warm by the light of your love 676 01:16:24,606 --> 01:16:29,716 May you grow old together in peace and in happiness. 677 01:16:36,284 --> 01:16:39,768 The more I give to you, the more we have. 678 01:16:44,084 --> 01:16:46,858 Like a flower that gives and grows, 679 01:16:48,088 --> 01:16:51,196 and gives and grows... 680 01:17:10,902 --> 01:17:12,676 Congratulations. 681 01:17:15,073 --> 01:17:17,992 The most important thing that they be very, very happy, right? 682 01:17:17,993 --> 01:17:19,535 Yes. 683 01:17:19,536 --> 01:17:21,768 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 684 01:17:26,251 --> 01:17:28,586 Lots and lots of love. 685 01:17:28,587 --> 01:17:31,736 Just be happy the rest of your life. 686 01:17:35,260 --> 01:17:37,720 All the happiness in the world, dear. 687 01:17:37,721 --> 01:17:40,180 To you too, David. Lots of happiness. 688 01:17:40,181 --> 01:17:41,955 You should be. 689 01:17:42,767 --> 01:17:44,768 You want to come cut your wedding cake? 690 01:17:44,769 --> 01:17:46,437 Yeah, you wanna come get some cake? 691 01:17:46,438 --> 01:17:48,378 Come on! 692 01:17:50,692 --> 01:17:52,841 - Congratulations. - Congratulations. 693 01:17:57,282 --> 01:18:00,432 - At least it didn't rain. - No, we had a marvelous day. 694 01:18:09,461 --> 01:18:11,211 Well, hello, Richard. 695 01:18:11,212 --> 01:18:15,780 I want to wish you the best of luck as you embark on the career of marriage. 696 01:18:16,718 --> 01:18:18,477 That was really nice. 697 01:18:18,478 --> 01:18:21,244 - Hello, John. - There you are!